I almost had a court order.

Alledgely I've never let a gas man in to read my meter.

I never recall seeing one come round !!

However I have had to ring and make an appointment to ensure that I don't get charged £150 and do time for hiding my meter.

Thinking they'll want to come round asap I gave them some options for this week . . urgent my arse . . they are coming mid August.

I do know feel though that I've walked the tightrope of lawlessness and can add this to my one and only parking ticket which I got for parking outside my home about 2 years ago !

The fact that I was half on double yellows and half off is irrelevant !!