I appear to be stuck to my keyboard 
Thankfully not but last night I need to fix one of the window fixings that had come away during my ferious decorating.
I thought Super Glue will do just the trick.
I read the instructions carefully . . very carefully and followed them accordingly.
I started to squeeze, just seductively at first before deciding a firmer grip was required. It was then I realised it was trickling out of the side rather than the nozzle.
*calmly panics*
I was by the sink in the kitchen . . touch nothing and rinse in water.
Of course this then froze the glue to my thumb.
And so began an entire evening of picking it off slowly . . this morning I think I could commit an armed robbery with my thumb because there's no finger print on it, or thumb print for that matter !!!
. . but the window is fixed so that's alright !

