You ever have those moments where you cannot make sense of any sense and end up being so confused that you actually start to wonder if you actually exist.
Cue my tea.
It was almost ready to be dished up. I'd got the knife and fork out and put them on the side.
I faffed around in the kitchen, threw out the rubbish, nipped to the loo and put something away in the bedroom. I returned, dished up tea and went to grab the knife and fork . . they had gone. *vanished*
I checked the cutlery drawer, there were only 3 knives and 3 forks in there meaning I had taken the fourth ones out, I hadn't imagined it. I checked the lounge, they weren't in there, I even checked the cupboards, the fridge and I have to admit to even checking the bathroom and bedroom because I was wondering where the hell I could have put them.
Such has been my mind of late I almost wondered if I'd somehow left them in the Co-Op !
I sensibly took another out of the drawer and sat and ate my tea but still baffled and perplexed at the missing knife and fork. I looked again once I'd finished, I couldn't find it. I actually gave up.
. . and then I lifted up a paper towel in the kitchen . . *ta da*
God I felt an twit. What age can you apply for home help ? 
2008-05-21 @ 20:53